Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
A guard enforcing the rules of the beach.
He takes his job very seriously.
Drunken Americans getting swept into the Sea of Cortez is bad for business.
The rules:
Calm Days: "No one is allowed in the water because of deadly riptides".
Not-So Calm Days: "No one is allowed even near the water. Don'te even pretend to go anywhere close to the shore. Just wipe that look off your face that says you are thinking about going in the water. You know what, lady? Don't even gaze out to sea."